First Target [Video//backdated to early morning]

[The journal opens to reveal a blond, shirtless young man picking his way carefully through the forest.  In spite of an occasional mumbled profanity, his disposition seems quite positive.]

Not exactly what I was expecting to open my eyes to, but I'll take it.

I do have a few questions for anyone who sees this though. In order of priority, where am I, how do I get back to civilization, and what happened to my shirt?

[He pauses for a moment, staring off in the distance before returning his gaze to the journal.]

You know what, reverse the priorities there. Not quite warm enough today to be going for a jog without a shirt on~